CONVERSATION BETWEEN MONEY AND ME

I MET MONEY AND SAID "YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF PAPER"

MONEY SMILED AND SAID,

"OFCOURSE I AM A PIECE OF PAPER,BUT I HAVN'T SEEN A DUSTBIN YET"!!!

WHO ALL FLIRTS,CHECK IT OUT ???

IS DUNIYA MEIN FLIRTS KI KAMI NAHI ...

SURAJ KO HI DEKLO!!!

1. AATA HAI USHA KE SAATH
2. JATA HAI SANDHYA KE SAATH
3. SOTA HAI NISHA KE SAATH AUR UTHATA HAI ROSHNI KE SAATH...
   

DEFINE GIRL FREIND???

A PERSON WHO CHANGES EVERY HABIT IN A BOY AND AFTER A YEAR SAYS

"NOW U R NOT LIKE BEFORE,U HAVE CHANGES A LOT,I HATE U"

WIRED FACTS OF LIFE:

NOBODY DIES VIRGIN,LIFE FUCK'S US ALL!!!

GRAVITY IS ALL BULLSHIT,BASICALLY EARTH SUCKS!!!

DON'T DRINK WATER,FISH DO THINGS IN IT !!!

WHAT IS A KISS???

IN VARIOUS POINT OF VIEW

1. GEOMETRY:KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
2. ECONOMICS:KISS IS THE THING, FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!!!
3. PHYSICS:KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING HUMAN BODY!!!
4. COMPUTER:KISS IS JUST LIKE A LAN,IN WHICH TWO BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!!!
5. HISTORY:THE GREAT WAR BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
6. CHEMISTRY:THE FAST REACTION BETWEEN TWO LIPS WITHOUT CATALYST!!!
   

WHAT MAN AND WOMEN HAVE ???

MONEY

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

BATHROOM

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

ARGUMENTS

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

GOOD THOUGHT!!!

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
   
   
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
   
   
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
   
   
4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.
   
   
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
   
   
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
   
   
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
   
   
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)