WHAT DOES A BOY SAYS TO GIRL TO GET SLAP???

You are 95% BEAUTIFUL.
You are 96% SWEET.
You are 97% nice.
You are 98% HANDSOME.
You are 99% LOVELY & 100% FOOL TO BELIEVE THIS.

HOW DOES MAN CHANGES ACCORDING TO SITUATIONS???

Man's life before marriage "SPIDERMAN".

Finding a girl "SUPERMAN".

After engagement "GENTLEMAN" .

After marriage "WATCHMAN".

Ten year's after marriage "DOBERMAN".

WHO ALL FLIRTS,CHECK IT OUT ???

IS DUNIYA MEIN FLIRTS KI KAMI NAHI ...

SURAJ KO HI DEKLO!!!

1. AATA HAI USHA KE SAATH
2. JATA HAI SANDHYA KE SAATH
3. SOTA HAI NISHA KE SAATH AUR UTHATA HAI ROSHNI KE SAATH...
   

DEFINE GIRL FREIND???

A PERSON WHO CHANGES EVERY HABIT IN A BOY AND AFTER A YEAR SAYS

"NOW U R NOT LIKE BEFORE,U HAVE CHANGES A LOT,I HATE U"

BOTH NOT COMFORTABLE !!!

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

FRIEND JOKE !!!

A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.

Boy to his friend "First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back."

Friend asks him "Only this much? Why?

Boy Reples, " Because, She should not feel that I do not have courage to undress her.

Boy further tells his friend, " Second day, I undressed her and also undressed my self, and then we came back."

Friend again asked him, " Reallly? That's all?

Boy Replies. " Ya. Because, she should not feel that I can not control myself".

Boy further reports to his friend, "On third and last day, I undressed her, then I undressed myself, then I masterbetted myself and we came back immeditely."

Friend shockingly asks him " No sex with her at all? Why?"

Boy replies, "Ya. Because she should not feel that I can not manage with out her"

BOY'S WILL NEVER CHANGE !!!

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,
Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".