HOW LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ARE FREINDS ???

One day, love asked friendship,why did you come to this world,when i am here?

Then Friendship replied, "I AM HERE TO SPREAD SMILE AND HAPPINESS,WHERE YOU HAVE SHEDDING TEARS"!!!

So you are my best FRIEND !!!

DEFINE GIRL FREIND???

A PERSON WHO CHANGES EVERY HABIT IN A BOY AND AFTER A YEAR SAYS

"NOW U R NOT LIKE BEFORE,U HAVE CHANGES A LOT,I HATE U"

WHAT IS A KISS???

IN VARIOUS POINT OF VIEW

1. GEOMETRY:KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
2. ECONOMICS:KISS IS THE THING, FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!!!
3. PHYSICS:KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING HUMAN BODY!!!
4. COMPUTER:KISS IS JUST LIKE A LAN,IN WHICH TWO BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!!!
5. HISTORY:THE GREAT WAR BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
6. CHEMISTRY:THE FAST REACTION BETWEEN TWO LIPS WITHOUT CATALYST!!!