BEAUTIFUL & TRUE QUOTE !!!

" A ROAD TO A FRIEND"S HOUSE IS NEVER LONG"

THE BEST QUOTE !!!

"EVERYONE HAS A BEST FRIEND DURING EACH STAGE OF LIFE-ONLY LUCKY ONES HAVE THE SAME FRIENDS IN ALL STAGES OF LIFE "

FUNNY PROFILE FROM SHAADI.COM ???

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)


my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )


I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)


HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY, THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})


i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart....
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

WHAT ARE MISTAKES???

If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a ...

If a driver makes a mistake,

It is an ...

If a engineer makes a mistake,

It is a ...

If parents makes a mistake,

It is a ...

If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a ...

If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a ...

If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a ...

If a teacher makes a mistake ,

It is a ...

If our boss makes a mistake,

It is our ...

And finally

If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a

CONVERSATION BETWEEN MONEY AND ME

I MET MONEY AND SAID "YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF PAPER"

MONEY SMILED AND SAID,

"OFCOURSE I AM A PIECE OF PAPER,BUT I HAVN'T SEEN A DUSTBIN YET"!!!

FUNNY SAYING - T-SHIRT'S !!!

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off

Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand

There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People

I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One

These Are My Dress Clothes

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer

FUNNY QUOTES !!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.