CONVERSATION BETWEEN MONEY AND ME

I MET MONEY AND SAID "YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF PAPER"

MONEY SMILED AND SAID,

"OFCOURSE I AM A PIECE OF PAPER,BUT I HAVN'T SEEN A DUSTBIN YET"!!!

WHO ALL FLIRTS,CHECK IT OUT ???

IS DUNIYA MEIN FLIRTS KI KAMI NAHI ...

SURAJ KO HI DEKLO!!!

1. AATA HAI USHA KE SAATH
2. JATA HAI SANDHYA KE SAATH
3. SOTA HAI NISHA KE SAATH AUR UTHATA HAI ROSHNI KE SAATH...
   

DEFINE GIRL FREIND???

A PERSON WHO CHANGES EVERY HABIT IN A BOY AND AFTER A YEAR SAYS

"NOW U R NOT LIKE BEFORE,U HAVE CHANGES A LOT,I HATE U"

WIRED FACTS OF LIFE:

NOBODY DIES VIRGIN,LIFE FUCK'S US ALL!!!

GRAVITY IS ALL BULLSHIT,BASICALLY EARTH SUCKS!!!

DON'T DRINK WATER,FISH DO THINGS IN IT !!!

WHAT IS A KISS???

IN VARIOUS POINT OF VIEW

1. GEOMETRY:KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
2. ECONOMICS:KISS IS THE THING, FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!!!
3. PHYSICS:KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING HUMAN BODY!!!
4. COMPUTER:KISS IS JUST LIKE A LAN,IN WHICH TWO BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!!!
5. HISTORY:THE GREAT WAR BETWEEN TWO LIPS!!!
6. CHEMISTRY:THE FAST REACTION BETWEEN TWO LIPS WITHOUT CATALYST!!!