MONEY
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
BATHROOM
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
ARGUMENTS
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.
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