WHO IS TRUE INDIAN???

ANS: RAJIV GANDHI

Bcoz, He said all indians are brothers and sisters n finally he married a foreign figure ...

WINDOWS XP IN HINDI???

THIS IS CALLED COMPETITION???

This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road in Mumbai (bandra road )

SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ………
AFTER A FEW DAYS ...

LADY AND STATION MASTER??

Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

WHERE GUARANTEE NEVER WORKS???

LIGHT CAN REPLACE SUN

PARENTS CAN REPLACE GOD

BUT NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN REPLACE U

WHY

LOCAL ITEMS "NO GUARANTEE & NO REPLACEMENT"