A GENIUS IS A PERSON WHO CAN DO FOR $1, WHAT ANY FOOL CAN DO FOR $100 !!!
EXAMPLE:JUST AS WE COMPLETE SYLLABUS IN 1 DAY ,WHAT LECTURERS TRY IN 1 SEM !!!
Showing posts with label ENGINEER'S JOKE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ENGINEER'S JOKE. Show all posts
Monday, February 9, 2009
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
WHY ENGINEERING STUDENT DONT HAVE GIRL FREIND???
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
WHAT A CONVERSATION???
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".
Monday, July 28, 2008
ERROR'S vs WARNINGS !!!
A software engineer was smoking.
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
SOFTWARE ENGINEER & BEGGAR !!!
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer,
Both them ask the same question to each other,
What is the question???.
Ans; So Which platform are you working on???...
A software engineer meets another software engineer,
Both them ask the same question to each other,
What is the question???.
Ans; So Which platform are you working on???...
M.B.A vs B.E STUDENT !!!
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain..... .
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS.
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS.
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