CHECK THIS OUT !!!

"SPIDERMAN" is jumping "SUPERMAN " is flying "HEMAN"is fighting one "GENTLEMAN" is sending this sms one "DOBERMAN"is reading this sms

THINK DIFFERENTLY!!!

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but

☻Don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine

FUNNY GANGULY~!~!~!

Phone call for Ganguly!


India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it’s a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!

India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.

There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.

"Hello ! I am Ganguly’s friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"

The Team Manager replies : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . "


The caller replies "No problem . I’ll hold the line ! "

WHAT DOES A BOY SAYS TO GIRL TO GET SLAP???

You are 95% BEAUTIFUL.
You are 96% SWEET.
You are 97% nice.
You are 98% HANDSOME.
You are 99% LOVELY & 100% FOOL TO BELIEVE THIS.

HOW DOES MAN CHANGES ACCORDING TO SITUATIONS???

Man's life before marriage "SPIDERMAN".

Finding a girl "SUPERMAN".

After engagement "GENTLEMAN" .

After marriage "WATCHMAN".

Ten year's after marriage "DOBERMAN".

HEIGHT'S OF FASHION!!!

A 2 MONTH OLD BABY,GOES TO A HUGGIES OUTLET ASKING ASKING FOR A

LOW WAIST NAPPY..

SARDAR TRYING TO FINDOUT SOMETHING INTRESTING WHICH NO MAN THINGKED ABOUT IT ???

EK SARDAR BARAF KA TUKRA HAATH MEIN LE KAR GAUR SE DEKH RAHA THA...

KISI NE PUCHA KYA KAR RAHE HO???
USENA BOLA "MEIN DEKH RAHA HOON KI LEAK KAHAN SE HO RA HA !!!

COMEDY TIME !!!

A TOURIST FROM U.S.A ASKED SARDAR

TOURIST:"ANY GREAT MAN BORN IN THIS VILLAGE"???

SARDAR:NO SIR,HERE NO MAN IS BORN ,ONLY BABIES ARE BORN!!!HA HA HA~!~!~!

STOCK BROKER TO HIS CLIENT !!!

BROKER:"THE NEXT TWO MONTHS R GOING TO BE MOST DIFFICULT TIMES FOR U "

CLIENT:"AFTER THAT"???

BROKER:U WILL GET USED TO IT !!! HA HA HA ~!~!~!

HEIGHT OF ESCAPISM!!!

PROF: WHERE IS U R ASSIGNMENT???

STUDENT:SIR,I LOST IT WHILE FIGHTING WITH STUDENTS WHO SAID DAT U WERE NOT THE BEST PROF IN THE COLLEGE !!!