Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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