FUNNY THOUGHTS!!!

1.IS SWIMMING IS GOOD EXERCISE TO SATY FIT...WHY WHALE'S R FAT???

2.WHY IS THAT EVERYONE WANT'S TO GO TO HEAVEN...BUT NO ONE WANT'S TO DIE???

3.SHALL WE SAY THAT THERE IS RACIAL DISCRIMINATION IN CHESS AS WHITE PIECE IS MOVED FIRST??

4.IN OUR COUNTRY,WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH...DEN WHY SHOULD WE PAY TELEPHONE BILL???

WIFE SUPRISE !!!

WIFE TO HUSBAND


WIFE:AAJ TO MUJHE KISI MEHANGI JAGAH LE CHALO

HUSBAND:CHALO FAT FAT TAIYAR HOO JAO


WIFE:PAR JANA KAHAN HAI

HUSBAND:"PETROL PUMP"